From the recording Anything Can Happen

True current event commentary on my experience with Girl's Gone Wild (less the purchase of the product...I had to write it in first person to make the story work).  Of course, Girl's Gone Wild is, I'm sure, the registered trademark of that company.  Infringement was not intended.  Just telling the tale of how I was introduced to the company, and how I later read in the news that they were being sued by one of the girls caught on video sans shirt.  Of course, I'm sure (in her inebriated state) she signed a release for her performance.  Ahhh, children today!